Goober

(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.

He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.

by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.

by anonymous October 19, 2023

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008