sideways 69

When you want to bring the steam to your bedroom game by preforming 69 with your partner, on your sides.

Girl 1: Omg I heard he was certified in sideways 69!

Girl 2: yeah he got his training from Vance octane!

Sup girl do u wanna sideways 69 tonight?

by Jenna_Taila May 11, 2020

69 lol

inceldom at its finest; laughing at the fact that people get 69 is crass, to say the least

smh

(an incel if, you don't know, is an involuntary celibate and the act of being it is called inceldom, but i call it incelibacy)

incel 1: bruh, 69 lol, amirite?
incel 2: laugh

non-incel: i don't see what's funny but ok

by lerpes December 5, 2019

walking 69

Advanced sex position, requiring one partner to be very large and strong, and the other very small and light (see portable). One partner lifts the other and holds him/her upside down while the two perform a 69 on each other. Usually seen in porn videos, but not recommended for the average couple.

We wanted to try a walking 69, but unless she loses some weight, it's going to ruin my back.

by Evac156 February 17, 2005

Suicidal 69

To be the person performing oral sex inside the sleeping-bag during 69.

How did she died? She was the '9' in a Suicidal 69.

by Minos 69 July 11, 2010

69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69

we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.

by Jake February 3, 2004

69/11

The most horrifying and dangerous sex move known to humans. It involves a jet engine, two penises, the Illuminati and an exploding nuclear vagina. I will not go into details.

No one shall be saved from the 69/11.

by Joe Mommas Ass October 22, 2011

standing 69

This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.

Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*

by jseidel40imajc September 23, 2008