Dave Hand

Short man with curly hair.

I made out with Dave Hand last weekend.

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 20, 2022

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

Hands in Joggers

A (Mostly) Male, touching there dick to show off.

Did you see that jack had his hands in joggers! he was holding is tiny penis!

by smalldick12484 December 31, 2022

Strong Hands

The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.

We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.

by DirtyJ18 January 6, 2023

Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.

Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023

by Sacredfart April 4, 2023

Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

by Janeson April 10, 2023

Tapatilo Hot Hand

A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.

Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?

Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably won’t hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.

by WordOfTheDay83 April 14, 2023