camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

Second hand selfkilling

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens

He wants to commit second hand selfkilling

by Keanu B September 24, 2022

sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube

Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere

by __nips__ April 19, 2021

Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021

Hands

Knows how to fight.

Did you see that fight? John has hands

by DownSouthSlang February 14, 2022

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019