Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

by Sica1 July 7, 2011

post nut clarity

that feeling of disgust you get after busting a nut to futanari

jack: bro i shouldn't have downloaded all these futanari videos its disgusting what was i thinking
bob: post nut clarity is a bitch bro

by Franval October 16, 2023

zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult for when talking about Mark Zuckerberg.

Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts

by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022

i fucking nutted

when someone cums but with -fucking prefix

i fucking nutted

by jayfancy170 October 14, 2022

No Nut Sleep Deprivation

When your body is refusing to let you sleep by pushing your covers up with you erection.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to complete no nut November this year. I got struck with some hella bad no nut sleep deprivation.”

“F”

by Fresh Phantom October 26, 2019

big goose nuts

nuts the size of a whole goose

Person 1: yo you see brenden's nuts reccently?

Person 2: yea they're big goose nuts
Person 1: agreed, I think he needs to get them checked out

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020