park your nuts

When you go balls deep on a girl and you park your nuts on her rant. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin

Guy 1: Dude I went on a date! Guy 2: How did it go, did you park your nuts!

by Jackrabbit 15 January 8, 2016

X Files Nut

When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up

When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut

by Lord Wankington The 3rd January 18, 2017

Shot Putt Nut

When you ejaculate onto a golf ball and putt it into her butt-hole.

Charlie is a really good Shot Putt Nut-er.

by c0rnh0le May 21, 2020

Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

Finger Nutting Good

When you nut on to a black person's Kentucky Fried Chicken. After you consume the KFC, left over nut and chicken grease will be pumped into your mouth
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nigga i just finger nutting Good at my grand dog's circumcision

by squrtle May 26, 2019

All nut December

From 1st of December till 31st of December you have to bust a nut every day

Bro all nut December has started we have to bust a nut every day but I can’t fail failing is for losers

by Allnutdecembercreator November 1, 2020

Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"

Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night

by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018