billie joe armstrong 

the perfect comfort person candidate

anytime you mention billie joe armstrong to elaine, they will cry.

billie joe armstrong by shawty.b4e December 2, 2021

Murdery Joe 

When a happy, funny guy passes the drunk threshold, usually by one too many Jameson or other Whiskey drinks, and then suddenly starts to hate everyone around them and tells them he's going to 'f--k them up' or kill them.

"uh-oh Gina, I see Jimmy's eyes glazing over and he's calmly but cryptically telling Kyle he can just kill him. I guess Murdery Joe has officially arrived!"

Murdery Joe by Snoop Legend December 18, 2021

Mr Joe 

A Man who has sex with women who are married or have boyfriends.
He will usually trick & manipulate women into thinking he's the perfect candidate for them by making it seem like their current partner is trash or a wasteman. His methods are very slick & charming but really and truly he's just a scumbag/player/womaniser.

Jason: Tyrone has been beating bare girls who have a man. He's moving like a proper mr Joe.

William: dude... you're telling me. I think he must have a STD by now.

Mr Joe by Arron j smith February 10, 2022

Acting joe 

Acting weird, fake, out of character, or even acting showery

“Man I’m not sure what’s going on with Reggie… ever since he started hanging around those new guys, he’s been acting joe!”

Acting joe by Stacks From Belve March 24, 2022

Soggy Joe 

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.

Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"

Soggy Joe by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022

Dirty Joe Finn 

When someone speaks french whilst performing oral and then shoves a baguette so far up your ass you get a yeast infection, all the while he snogs you, speaks french and uses croissants as a gag

Me: my boyfriend gave a dirty Joe Finn
Emily:I wish my boyfriend did it to me
Me:you don’t have a boyfriend

Dirty Joe Finn by No1_dick_sucker May 19, 2022

Average Joe 

Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.

He is just your Average Joe.

Average Joe by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022