Pine Creek High School 

A shitty ass school filled with fake bitches in yoga pants and sweatshirts, and fuckboys who aren’t even close to attractive enough to fuck some of the bitches they’re fucking, You’re not cool unless you’re a bitch, own a Novo, and are in fucking DECA, and everyone who’s not a pussy low key does LSD and Cocaine for fun (it’s called Pine Crack for a reason). If you own scrunchies you’ll be super popular but also go fuck yourself with ur hydroflask you basic ass bitch. If you play football, you automatically have bitches on your dick at all times, but you’ll also have crippling fuckboy disease, along with a side effect of herpes. But you know what it’s all okay, because it’s still better then DCC.

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho

Pine Creek High School by Small Dick energy March 20, 2019

St Matthew High School 

Catholic high school in the semi-poor part of Orleans. Known for shitty uniforms, being the high school of that music kid from a semi-popular band, and white bitches who say the n word. There’s also a kid who has a shit ton of Tik Tok followers. Not much aside from that and 7/8th graders slipping tongue in the stairwells and putting the garbage bin in the bathroom sink. holy fuck i hate this school

St Matthew High School is a shit hole and i can’t wait to graduate

St Matthew High School by cursededits4u’s wife May 23, 2019

North Iredell High School

Ah North.... home of the raider. Such a prestigious school. Just kidding.

North is full of a lot of wanna be crackheads who smoke too much weed and fuck too much. It seems that every week someone dies who goes here (pretty sure the school is cursed). There are at least 4 gun threats a year and if you’re “really lucky” a bomb threat too. The popular people act like they have a stick up their asses and are better than everyone else. While the Emos are loud and frankly scare me a lot. But no fear!! Feeling anxious? The juul lounge (bathroom) is always open and there’s usually someone in there willing to let you take a hit. So just come on down to the bathroom and get buzzed.

If you’re a freshman girl that’s the least bit attractive you’ll probably get hit on by a senior douchey guy. And if you’re a female at all one of the weirdo guys is bound to send you “sup” on Snapchat. Don’t reply. Block him. Trust me.
But all in all tractor territory is better than West Iredell High so we at least have that going for us.

Oh you go to North Iredell high School, do they have bring your tractor to school day?

North Iredell High School by Yeeyeenation June 29, 2019

shelby county high school 

a school full of cousin fuckers and rednecks. trash at all sports and eat their moms bootys for breakfast. the school is infested with bugs and rodents. also infested with hoes and f boys.

person 1: “hey have you heard of shelby county high school”

person 2: “yea i heard the whole school smells like fish”

shelby county high school by starbabygirl November 21, 2019

Warwick Valley High School 

A New York school surrounded by cow shit... literally. Freshmen class is crazy+overly horny. Sophomores are cocky and act like kings and queens. Juniors are just plain rude or the nicest people . Seniors are just trying to make it out of school. Tax money, it goes toward a pool. Now the pool isn’t better it’s the same so what was the point. The teachers, they aren’t there half the time and they seem to have a obsession with hiring perverts and now as of 2019 a sex offender. Drugs, vaping is forever stained in the bath room, weed fill the library, acid lines the halls, and alcohol fill the useless pool. Students, a good amount honestly are just fake and want to act like there from the hood when in reality there growing up next to a farm. But hell I still say it’s better then a shot ton of schools but don’t believe the reviews you hear from the adults.

Person 1: I heard that school had the cops come in cause there was another drug deal happening

Person 2: What school

Person 1: Warwick Valley High School

Warwick Valley High School by This a damn fucking pseudonym December 4, 2019

Lockport Township High School

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Lockport Township High School

Lockport Township High School by SOOOOOOOOS May 3, 2022

Nan Hua High School 

A pretty decent school academically. Most students attending Nan Hua High School don't study much but are naturally bright.

Used to be full of gangsters until Normal Stream was removed and it became a "High School" instead of a "Secondary School". There was a strong guai lan culture in the early years of the new compound at Clementi Ave 1, and the guys would play "next team" street soccer at the volleyball court before school, during recess and lunch breaks, and after school until 7pm everyday. The boys would often trash the football teams from nearby NUS High School and New Town Secondary School. Quite a few chio girls, but the stupid school attire forces them to braid their high into two plaits like some Cheena doll.

Public canings and police cases were common before 2010.

Due to it being a Chinese SAP school, there are few minorities, and most of the Chinese students go through their formative teenage years without friends of other races. Most students are effectively bilingual in English and Mandarin.

People in JC and Poly can easily recognise a Nan Hua alumni from their guai lan and soccer-obsessed culture, as well as their down-to-earth humorous nature.

Unfortunately (or fortunately), the students have become increasingly nerdy and less fun in recent years.

This fella sibei guai lan. Last time must be Nan Hua High School kia.

Wah this guy Chinese but play football macam mat rep. Confirm Nan Hua one.

Nan Hua High School by 你老爸 November 7, 2022