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Skew-her to go 

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.
The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove
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Let's go to Alabama 

The use of when a sibling wanting to have sexual intercourse with another sibling or relative.
G: "Hey, let's go to Alabama"
B: "HELL YEAH!!"
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TEEN TITANS GO 

im convinced this crape show of being bad is THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE SHOW, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS? ITS BECUSE CCARTOON NETWORK IS ENTIRELY AWARE THE SHOW IS BAD (bacuse they keep pumping jokes out that say the show is bad) YET THEY STILL MAKE IT BAD WTF

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :) 

when ur confused u say this
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

Lets Go To Taco Bell 

Lets have sex. code so parents don't find out
Me: Girl lets go to taco bell
Girl: Oh lets ;)

Once you go black you never go back 

Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.
- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!

pokemon go

The gayest crap to ever be created. Its like the first time you eat a goats butt in Abu-dahbi.
wow, i just played Pokemon Go and I like men!
pokemon go by king of islam November 28, 2017