dick licker 

Referring to a gossips tongue.

Bitch, quit running your dick licker about me!!

dick licker by Azaray February 16, 2005

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

dick twiddler by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Dick Turbin  

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turbin to get my nut.

Dick Turbin by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

Dick City 

Utica, NY

The shittiest place on earth creates the shittiest people on earth. Everyone hates Utica kids, and Utica kids hate everyone in return. It's a shitstorm of assholes, douchebags and of course, dicks.

Dude 1 "Hey, Let's go get drunk in Dick City"
Dude 2 "Not like theres anything else to do there"

Dude 1 "I went to Dick City last night and everyone was really nice"
Dude 2 "Really?"
Dude 1 "No, I got jumped."

Dick City by MotherFixer October 29, 2009

dick fur 

dick fur can only be described as having so much hair on one's genitals that it looks like your dick and balls are wearing a fur coat.

Jasper never shaves his pubes so even in the summer time he has dick fur.

If Jasper would remove his dick fur his balls wouldn't sweat so much

dick fur by Ballsdeepest November 3, 2009

dick whisper 

When a girl speaks softly to a penis before a blow job. On a side note this word works well when playing Madlibs.

Said dick whisperingly to a penis "Ooh yeah you're so big I can't wait to get to know you better"

dick whisper by madliber September 18, 2010

Dick Weight 

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.

How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.

Dick Weight by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011