job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 26, 2021

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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.

My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.

by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021

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piston job

When a sexy brunette gives you an amazing blowjob until you cum in her mouth, she then swallows it and licks her lips

My girlfriend gave me a piston job lastnight it was amazing

You lucky bastard

by Barbay February 21, 2017

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Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.

"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"

by CJG753 January 15, 2018

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Blow Job Queen

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.

Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.

by Aheavysaber May 24, 2024

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