shit load

More than six and less than 29, of any object.

I see a shit load of deer by the woods!

You've got a shit load of marbles in your hand.

by Happyhigh September 25, 2008

Little shit

a small blonde biddie from the Hamptons who never shuts up.

Rachel is bugging me to smoke again, what a little shit!

by LT Shanteezy May 27, 2011

shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.

by Vincerelli March 11, 2008

shit bang

an almightily painful shit that steams out of your arse and splatters the toilet bowl, erousing the suspicion of anal explosion, also known as the curry fucker or the indian revolution.

oh God no, it's coming, it wont stop, FUCKIN' BASTARD! MY RECTUM IS ON FIRE!

Tom are you ok dear?

by Tom Hubbard April 30, 2005

shit sucker

lawyer

my lawer is a real shit sucker

by skip March 31, 2003

hot shit

It's hot shit, not warm diarrhea

You think you're hot shit, but really you're warm diarrhea.

by allholy1 December 8, 2007

pussy shit

The remnants of fuck that drip from a freshly battered cunt.

As the pussy shit oozed from Mary's cunt, Jim wondered how it would taste.

by Blotto99 September 18, 2006