gypsy face

A person who has a face that looka like bag of assholes,

Vince: Did you see that guy?
Ralph: The one playing loud music next door?
Vince: Yea, he totally had a gypsy face.
Ralph: Fo sho, he looked like he had a bag of assholes for a face.

by Vincerelli February 26, 2008

shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.

by Vincerelli March 11, 2008