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Job

Job is so fucking sexy
by Brother Moore October 16, 2019
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Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022
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That's My Job

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death
by Infernfan June 22, 2023
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Job

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"
by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025
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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Chimney job

It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way
Charlie gave John one hell of a chimney job...
by chontz1031 March 18, 2019
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Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"
by Donnyfootball2 January 12, 2016
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