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Trapper john

1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.

Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.

2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john
Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.
by Theamazinggeek September 4, 2019
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John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.
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John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.
John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.
by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022
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John Backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Front Flip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.
Person 1: dude who did the first backflip?

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!
by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024
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John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him
"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock
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Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.
Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.
by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
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