rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.

I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!

by senor_ag May 24, 2022

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Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off

Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet

by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022

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Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"

Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.

by Aquaphile June 14, 2017

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When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

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Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018

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job

job is the shy guy in the corner of the party type boy, but when you walk up to him and start talking with him, you will notice that he is the cutest, most handsome guy in the area.

girl 1: omg did you see job at the party last night.
girl 2: no i did not see him at all,
girl 1: omg he is so cute & sexy, o look here he come...
girl 1: faints

by 38dre4mz January 29, 2019

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