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Patriot High School

Where do I start.. Patriot High School is a overpopulated and large school in Nokesville, Virginia infested with bugs, weed and trash and no not trash as in used cups and old leftovers goes into.. like the majority of the students that attend this school is the embodiment of literal trash. Preppy white girls who wear socks with sandals and play lacrosse, hockey or volleyball and juul in the bathrooms who are developing popcorn lung as we speak basically OWN this school it’s quite terrifying if you ask me and god forbid ..you don’t bow down and kiss thier feet when you run into them it’s like we’re back in the 50’s this school is highly segregated jesus christ its not even a joke. Boys here however have such awful attitude and treat girls with disrespect also brag about you being a slut if you did them like it’s some sort of accomplishment to hopefully fill up the dark empty void inside of them . I mean let’s be honest here Patriot High School is full of stuck up rich fucks who complain on their spam accounts about how depressed they are and post pics of thier juuls and pot to hopefully satisfy thier need for attention instead of seeking therapy .. highly recommended that for you if I described you.

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Patriot High school ..I can’t put it in a sentence to describe how awful this school is I just can’t ..
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high school dxd

possibly the stupidest yet greatest anime of all time.
high school dxd! came for the "plot", stayed for the plot
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Simsbury High School

An extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise

On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
Chick 1: I was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)

Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.

Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.

Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
by Silly Sal February 23, 2011
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Hampshire High School

Hampshire High School, or HHS, is a public high school in Hampshire, Illinois that is currently in a building that is completely unnecessarily huge. The current one they're in was finished being built in 2008. Hampshire is filled with boys who think they're better than everyone and girls who complain about it. There are cameras all over the school and if you go into the front office you see a computer with all the different camera angles on it... I guess HHS just wants to be your typical jail? I don't really know.

Although the past football season was a letdown, basketball is a different story. Actually did decent! It is one of three HS's in D300, the others being Jacobs HS and Dundee-Crown HS. It's pretty much the pussy school of the three, considering it has the least amount of people and they're all literally in the suburbs... aka corn, corn, galore. At least Algonquin and Carpentersville have civilization.

But that's okay because the lockers are so cute and stubby and the lunch food is to die for! Four stars!

And that's about all there is to HHS... thank you for your time and cooperation.
HHS student: I hate Hampshire High School, can I transfer to Jacobs or something??
HJD student: Uhhhh

Hampshire boy: Love getting bitches left and right thrown at me! What more could I ask for?
Other Hampshire boy: I don't know, dude, maybe if someone threw a party every once and a while we'd get laid...

Hampshire girl: Wahhhh :'( hml... boys suck
by Whazzzzuphehe June 24, 2011
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Beckman High School

A wonderful school in sunny California where you will be judged and ridiculed for everything from your clothes, to your race. Its suppose to be one of the best schools around but we can thank the Asians for that.The rich kids dominate here, so unless your white and insanely gorgeous, you don't matter...
Today we made fun of some little mexican kids and told this asian girl to make me orange chicken! Just another great day at Beckman High School.
by Dosn'tMatter August 17, 2012
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Mayfield Secondary School

A high school in Caledon Ontario where the sluts run free and the students are higher then their grades. Where the caf is filled with wild animals. Where half of the population walks to tims. Where certain girls give head in and around the recreation center, right shit in the bathroom stalls and make hot or not lists. Where there are a lot of jocks who are ass holes. Where you may hear "Fetch" in the hall. Where highschool movie cliques come to life in their stereotypical state. School that includes the regional arts program.

Most of the dancers are stuck up snobs and are too self absorbed to notice anything around them. They all talk shit about every other dancer behind each others back like ass holes.

Drama kids.... most are really cool and nice but some are also ass holes. They are actually pretty fun.

Art kids......these are the nice ones most are quiet and sweet. They are the kind of friends you want to have.

Music kids.....mix of everything. Some are super nice but then others and super stuck up and annoying.

Boundry Kids range from super sweet to ass holes. So get used to it.
"Dude, do you go to Mayfield Secondary School?".

"Ew, she gave head at the rec."
by smokeajeffrey February 3, 2013
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Fairview High School

FHS Located in Boulder, Colorado. Fairview is the only school where you will find the kids with a GPA of 5.0 smoking pot after school. Crazy amazing fine arts department/musical theatre classes where people may stab each other to get into a play. Warning: Girls: cannot enter unless you own uggs, designer purses, good looks, and perfect bodies. Guys: are guys.
Both go to Fairview High School:
A: shit i have a 100000 point project due tomorrow in IB calculus and i have to perform in a choir concert tonight, what should i do?
B: smoke this shit, man
A: ok, word
by 0counts1 January 20, 2008
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