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Charlies Incidents

The Charlie incidents are many various incidents occurred during Charlie Crabb's schooling, including destruction of locker, carving of locker, banana in locker, toe in mouth, Chloe, its crusting, McDonald's incident, Violet Bonser incident, bark chips phone call incident, BL edits address video incident, carrot sucking incident, alopecia incident, hand in ass incident, dried nutella on face, sanding between the toes incident, midnight ketchup croissant incident Glue Stick Incident, Milk Explosion Incident, Mystery Meat Incident, Expired Yoghurt War, Spaghetti Sock Incident, Vaseline Chair Incident, Cheese Slice Sunburn Incident, Frozen Underwear Incident, Toothpaste in Sandwich Incident, Rice in Pencil Case Incident, Wet Sock Prank, Mystery Mayo Handshake, Soap in Water Bottle Incident, Salted Coffee Incident, Yoghurt in Shoes Incident, Melted Chocolate in Pocket Incident, Mouldy Bread in Bag Incident, Lemon Juice Eye Incident, Frozen Chicken Nugget Fight Ketchup in Hat Incident, Onion Juice in Water Bottle Incident, Wet Toilet Paper Ceiling Incident, Mystery Egg Smash Incident, Sardine Locker Incident, Crushed Chips in Bed Incident, Expired Milk Balloon Incident, Sticky Note Ambush Incident, Peanut Butter Door Handle Incident, Hidden Tuna Sandwich Incident, Sneezing Powder in Hoodie Incident, Mystery Sock in Lunchbox Incident, Rotten Fruit in Desk Incident, Cabbage Pillow Incident.
"Charlies Incidents was pure chaos, from the destruction of locker incident and banana in locker incident to the bizarre toe in mouth incident and carrot sucking incident. The madness peaked with the BL edits address video incident, hand in ass incident, and the unforgettable midnight ketchup croissant incident."
by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025
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Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident
by AOA Association March 26, 2025
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Little Inclements

a sort of creature that serves you, possibly a minion you can summon at any time to attack someone or serve you
I can get my little inclements to do that for us.
by jermay55 April 19, 2025
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Stinky Incy

When he sticks his phallic object into her anus (stinky) and then puts it so far into her ear that it hits her incus bone (incy). Pronounced (IN-KEE)
I went to her house and I gave her the good ol stinky incy.
by BrooklynBiologist May 8, 2025
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Strawman Incarnate

Strawmen are usually meant to be a misrepresentation of an opponent's argument that makes it easier to attack. For examples of strawmen being used, put the word "SJW" or "conservative" into the search bar of this godforsaken website.
Normally, an appropriate response is to call out the fact that this is a gross simplification in order to discourage the use of logical fallacies and promote basic fucking debate skills.
However, some people instead choose to become the Strawman Incarnate, in which they embrace every negative aspect of the opponent's grossly exaggerated characterization for the sake of "owning" them
For examples of this, see /pol/ on 4chan, or (insert bad thing the left did so I don't get dislike bombed by conservatives).
Simplified example of Strawman Incarnate:
Person A: Side B is bad because they eat babies!
Person B walks out and returns holding a baby and a fork
Person B: I BETCHA FEEL STUPID NOW, HUH?!?
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toothbrush incident

When the famous influencer and tiktok sensation Daniel Larson put a toothbrush up his anus, and afterwards used it to brush his teeth resulting in him having feces in his teeth.
John: If you dont stop teasing me right now Brianna, I am going to recreate the toothbrush incident!!!!
by Harry .P Ness May 16, 2025
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Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
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