My Dick

the beastiest song EVER. Mickey Avalon and DJ Kris P are lyrical geniuses !

WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS

my dick

by noskinnypants November 10, 2010

Dick bicycle

(dɪk ˈbaɪsɪkl) n. (1) A bicycle with a dildo attached to it, usually on the seat, or arranged so that the peddling of the bicycle causes the dildo to move. (2) A bicycle made of penises. (3) A penis made of bicycles.

(1) The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding dick bicycles... get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their dick bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them, and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half dick bicycles. -Flann O'Brien, Third Policeman

(2) Help, my Dick Bicycle tyres are flaccid.

(3) When she started dating Megatron, she discovered, much to her surprise, that he was generously endowed with a Dick Bicycle.

by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 6, 2016

Dicked Down

Dicked down: To have sex with a guy, To get some dick, To get laid, To shag baby!

I just got dicked down.

by PondPrincess1 November 13, 2016

dick butterflies

Like butterflies in your stomach...only in your dick.

"That bird is so fit she gave me dick butterflies."

by Chris Fathead September 16, 2014

dick cheney

A term for a sexual encouter involving two males and a female where one male's ejaculate misses the intended target (the woman) and hits the other male.

Alwin had poor self control and accidentaly Dick Cheney'ed Kurt while pounding Kira from behind.

by Steoff May 22, 2006

Dick Cheney

He is Lord Voldemort incarnate...

Dick Cheney is a jerk!

by My name is Mud June 27, 2006

dick weed

1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant

Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!

by PamieLynne May 17, 2005