cock canopy

A fat stomach that overhangs your genitals.

Bill hasn't seen his balls in years as the view is blocked by his cock canopy.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

Cock Rage

When a man has such a severe case of blue balls he is driven to behavior both good and bad he otherwise wouldn’t do—behavior usually of a more risky or hot-headed nature.

I didn’t get off last night and now my cock rage has me kicking through doors and demanding a raise from my boss.

by Regular sort dude April 22, 2019

Bath cock

When you're in the bath to long so your cock gets wrinkled

Lads I've gone and got bath cock

by David cock ram July 28, 2016

Cock-bulimic

Gagging on so much cock and cum, you throw up and lose weight.

J: Man what’s your secret to weight loss?
N: I’m Cock-bulimic

by ElmoAnINoIt June 28, 2021

Cock positive

A female who’s attitude is only positive/jovial around the opposite sex. See Cock fiend.

Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive

by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012

Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

cock adjuster

a male who constantly has his hand in the front of his pants....

Holy fuck man, he's been a cock adjuster, now he wants to pass us a joint ewwww i dont want my lips on that cock adjusters germs

Do u have Crabs? your being a cock adjuster today!!

by cockjinker420 December 2, 2018