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tool time 

Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.

Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.
tool time by Jonahko March 7, 2013
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bubby time

When you fill her belly button with mayonnaise and pee in it.
me and this fat chick had some serious bubby time last night
bubby time by @calzonemcgee January 18, 2016

Macaroni Time 

she know what it is, its Macaroni time
Macaroni Time by lord murphy November 10, 2019

Private time 

When trying to master-bate without you mom walking in on you.
Mom go away this is my private time!
Private time by J.A1705 November 16, 2019

piano tiles 

sometimes used towards straight people, kind of like default settings, zebra and ect. this is usually used to insult them, mocking the straight flag.
straight person: straight
other person: ew okay piano tiles

Guys Do It All the Time 

Got in this morning at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Because I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I want to see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time

so, you having a good time?

in an awkward situation when you are with your partner and all his friends and you try to make best with his best girlfriend. you ask her if she's having a good time but subsequently making it more awkward!
Michelle: Hey Shayda!

Shayda: Hi.

Michelle: .........

Shayda:............

Michelle: So, you having a good time?!

Shayda:Yea.