Free Hand Job

The act of getting a hand job for free

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

Golden Hand

When your at the doctor's office, and your forced to pee in a cup. Unfortunately, you also happened to drink too much and you have an "overflow". The result is pee all over your hand and possibly your surroundings.

Ohhhh damn it! I got the golden hand. AGAIN!
(wipe hand on wall)

by The Golden Ones December 4, 2010

Pimp Hand

Having control of yar women is indicative of a strong Pimp Hand. You must never show a weak Pimp Hand with the ladies of they will not respect ya.

Homie has a strong Pimp Hand

by Jph May 13, 2005

hand job

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

by The Philmeister August 1, 2008

back hand clapper

a disabled person, because they clap with the back of their hands

look at that back hand clapper licking that window

by Robby O'licious Bacon June 18, 2006

alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.

Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!

by matzah May 25, 2007