Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

hill billy hand me down

When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member

Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.

by Schwindlers list April 22, 2023

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 27, 2009

mando-hands

the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth

Dude that girl looks like a freak. I'd totally want mando-hands from here

by beefyvagina June 3, 2015

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

dude Kennedy is such a second hand slut, she thinks all the dudes want her.

by chuckschuckles April 6, 2025

Catch Theese Hands

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone

Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up

by Thenameisjeff124 November 7, 2018