Pronounced like “Touché” a word most often used to acknowledge a clever or well made point by another person, “Douché has similar context but opposite meaning. Essentially it’s a response to someone who is a douche or is acting douchy after they state something obvious or say something really annoying. Can be said to the douchebag directly or used more subtly as an exchange with a friend who is also witness to a douchfest. Douché is an expression best delivered with a smirk or eye roll.
Douche from across the street - “I’m sure you don’t know this but “Dos Vientos” means “two winds” in ESPANOL.”
Nice guy from next door - “Welcome to the barrio.” *Rolls eyes”
Me - *Smirk* “Douché”
Nice guy from next door - “Welcome to the barrio.” *Rolls eyes”
Me - *Smirk* “Douché”
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To practice, attempt to practice, or offer to practice a state regulated profession without a license.
To speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
To be the recipient of expensive cologne, shoes, and food as a 21-27 year old man to visually stimulate a hidden sexual deviant.
To practice, attempt to practice, or offer to practice a state regulated profession without a license.
To speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
To be the recipient of expensive cologne, shoes, and food as a 21-27 year old man to visually stimulate a hidden sexual deviant.
“Wasn’t that work finished years ago? No man, you got Deuscheled.”
“I really thought he was a licensed professional, but he was just Deuscheling us the whole time.”
“Yo, are those the new yeezys on my desk? These are nice! Before I put these on, do you think I’m getting Deuscheled?”
“I really thought he was a licensed professional, but he was just Deuscheling us the whole time.”
“Yo, are those the new yeezys on my desk? These are nice! Before I put these on, do you think I’m getting Deuscheled?”
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