Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

poo fart pee butt

Poo fart pee butt used if your 9

sussy among us imposter is poo fart pee butt

by anonymous September 22, 2021

Fart-treat me like that

When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.

“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”

“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”

“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

bean fart poo energy

when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.

derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.

"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"

by mackipoo198 February 26, 2021

9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.

Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.

by Anon0500 February 25, 2020

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005