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Chili cheese hotdog 

First off, we have to say that when you get a tit job, the dick between the tits looks like a hotdog.
Before getting a tit job, you diarrhea on a woman's cleavage. you then stick it in between said woman's breasticles and it looks like a chili cheese dog with the semen and shit and dick all over the place.
Dude, did you hear about when Michael gave Donna a mad chili cheese hotdog last wednesday?
Chili cheese hotdog by somedood January 8, 2006
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foot long cheese dog 

when a girl shoots her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys penis and then gives the guy a footjob
"she was really into me so she gave me a foot long cheese dog"
foot long cheese dog by Justin :) February 27, 2008

Cherry Cheesecake

Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.
That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!
Cherry Cheesecake by dennis November 20, 2003

Cheese Paper 

Another term for panty liners, specifically those worn during the course of a yeast infection. Other causes of cheese paper may include the following: ovulation, vaginal leakage/discharge, male deposits and poor hygiene.
Upon spying her cheese paper, Otis threw down his monster burger and queasily evacuated both her dwelling and his bowels.

cheese toastie 

the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test
" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"
cheese toastie by crazy_meesh January 22, 2007

cheese rocks 

what happens when you don't clean your balls or sick for ages.

smells nasty
"Seriously, go take a shower, you've got some nasty cheese rocks."

Cheese Wizard 

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
Cheese Wizard by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005