i love you

Its a computer virus.

Err...passionate saying. that too

EMAIL: I love you
OPEN *clik*
000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101

by J.Lew July 3, 2003

jack you up

It means that you are fucked, screwed, gonna die. Too bad for you.

I will jack you up 'til you bleed to death.

by Malicia Murder November 12, 2007

you know sergio?

its from this one commercial... hmm....

"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

you-gay-ho

1. A crappy game and cartoon about a kid who looks like he's on drugs and getting all sorts of brain damage.

2. A waste of money.

3. One of the reasons imports can be bad.

4. Yet EVEN MORE proof that people will get into ANYTHING that comes from Japan.

A WORD OF CAUTION TO FANS: Careful, people! Getting into this could result in a lowered IQ!

Japan giving us You-gay-ho is worse than them giving us a full-scale Godzilla sculpture made from sumo poop!

by Jei November 28, 2004

Fuck you all

Haha ummmmm well ig wait why the fuck are you looking this up? Tf?! You obvi know what this means! Wait... why the fuck am I making a definition for this?! Tf?!

You are all hoes! FUCK YOU ALL!

by LillySprouse May 31, 2018

YEAH YOU DID!

A phrase commonly used by Casey Burns which has rapidly gained widespread use.

It is used to add exclamation when a person states something that is either awesome, innuendo or just plain stupid.

YEAH YOU DID!
YEAH I WILL
YEAH YOU ARE!
YEAH I AM!
YEAH I WILL!
YEAH I DID!

by Casey Burns February 22, 2009

Shoot you in the face

1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...

Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!

by mr.exterminator420 March 31, 2013