waiter ass

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

ass contraption

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

by Hintonater November 22, 2017

fiend ass

Someone who never brings their own shit and only uses yours.

Bro Alex is being a fiend ass} he won’t give me back my juul

by CTbigbio November 26, 2017

empty ass

It is when you have farted or shat yourself like a million times and could have blood shatting everywhere

I have shat myself too much that I have a very empty ass.

by empty ass February 17, 2018

Ass nipper

An adjective given to someone or something that is always on you about doing a certain action and won't stop bothering you until the action has been done. Can also be applied for saying that someone is being an "ass nipper" to someone else

"Is this the final time in need to tell you? Go get the chicken out of the freezer ."
"Chill out mom, I'm playing Xbox. Stop being such an ass nipper."

by Blue_eluB May 8, 2018

Century ass

A super flat buttocks, which looks as if the person with the super flat buttocks, has sat on the buttocks for 100 years.

Dang that girl got that century ass!

by Joe dog fury February 13, 2017

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017