M80’d

A figurative expression for describing when you get absolutely annihilated.

Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.

Person 2: what the hell does that mean?

Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.

Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.

by TheLoaners April 10, 2025

D-Bait

A statement made by someone to intentionally provoke a debate or to be a dick.

Dan: "Have you heard what the democrats are up to???"

Jim: "I'm not falling for that d-bait"

by ScreenCrushsMom April 14, 2020

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.

I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

8=D

Smiley face

Oh I love that. 8=D

by Mb28 January 18, 2021

USB-D

A penis connecting standard or protocol. When two men connect their penises together by inserting the ends of a straw or tube into their urethras. The connecting device must be hollow so that they can transfer semen back and forth.

"Hey bro, let's connect to each other via USB-D!"

by Peter Bagel January 28, 2025

Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.

Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!

by bitchuck September 18, 2024