Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.

“Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle”

by wanderingmermaid May 2, 2022

gay meat

Dick

Bro:"are you looking at gay meat"
Other Bro:"no I'm straight"

by yeat-meat September 3, 2018

Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 19, 2023

Meat truck

A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.

Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?

by BUTTCRACKERASS March 18, 2022

Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011