Dirty Gutierrez

the act of accidentally getting an erection by looking at another male take a shit.

Oh shit, last night I was so drunk, I walked in on some guy in the restroom taking a shit and I caught a Dirty Gutierrez. Then I blew him naturally.

by Guiliam January 6, 2007

Dirty hudson

To soak your mullet in your own semen then fist fuck your mom while brooklyn watches.

I walked in on Jimmy giving his mom a Dirty Hudson

by hottrod28 May 20, 2020

Dirty Quentin

Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.

"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew February 7, 2005

dirty glacier

A dirty glacier is the act of shoving an ice cube up someone's ass and letting it melt in someone's mouth.

That dirty glacier sure was refreshing after a long day in the sun.

by Shordog August 23, 2006

dirty ellie

To poop in one’s hand, and gently smear it on someone else’s back without the other person noticing. Giving someone a dirty ellie is a sign of great affection, and is only given to the closest friends. A dirty Ellie is usually performed on bare backs, but can be substituted for over-the-shirt in a pinch.

I wanted to show Cassie how much she meant to me, so I gave her a warm dirty Ellie.

by fluffypinkpenguin29 July 21, 2019

dirty Lia

Most ratchet bitch in Vancouver. 10/10 will get you to buy her candy and then ghost you so hard that you’ll question if you’ve ever actually existed.

Dude, you’re dating a dirty Lia? Good fucking luck

by slut4skittles April 17, 2020

dirty lila

To be fucked so good your organs shift from the natural habitats and your walls become weak and sore.

A dirty Lila sounds like a great Sunday night event.

by Fuzzylemons69 April 19, 2020