Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

by shark penis November 20, 2010

penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

bitchy penis fucker

a guy who bitches so much,u can assume he likes penis in asshole.

Jack: oh my god! i don't want to have sex with my girlfriend again!

Jill: stop being a bitchy penis fucker...and rip her vagina up.

by Ap24 November 23, 2010

Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."

by austin gaykid November 27, 2007

turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

Like My Penis

"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing

by CATday August 3, 2011