When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
by KENNY LOMAX December 31, 2011
by Spedracr15 July 21, 2015
When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015
A game were you and a group of friends run around away from each other defending your meat with one hand and trying to meat tap (hitting someones meat) another's meat with the other hand. At the end of the designated time whoever has the most meat taps wins and whoever has the reddest meat gets disqualified and then the next round starts and the same thing happens. The game lasts until one person is standing
Person: Hey yo! Open Meat!
Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.
Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.
by Russwest44 February 05, 2020
by Knegust April 23, 2019