Bad Bluff Monkey

A derogatory term used by deadly serious poker players, to describe players who go all in on nothing,and win.

A Bad Bluff Monkey one who goes all in with say 7 and 2 and getting 7, 7, 2, on the flop, and wins.

by BadBluffMonkey January 6, 2009

froum monkey

A cyber creature that welcomes noobs and newbies into froums like its counter part the froum goat

admin(welcome to our froum.)
noob(thxs.)
admin(now bend over as our froum monkey beats the living crap out of you.)

by kyle August 24, 2004

monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

chaos monkeys

Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.

Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.

"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."

by Mantarni October 26, 2009

howling monkey

to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more

I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.

by Nic Kalaf December 28, 2007

fortune monkey

Asians or people of oriental decent

damn those fucking fortune monkeys are smart

by beaner4206938 June 28, 2006

powder monkey

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.

The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"

by Powder Monkey February 1, 2004