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Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 21, 2013
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band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
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Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs
Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning
by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024
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smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
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Blowke Job

A blow job but from a dude or bloke, a bloke job.
Hey mate I went to the strip joint but ended up with the security guard, got me a fine blowke job!
by AbsolutelyTru7h! November 11, 2017
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