river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

Flim Job

slapping a limp dick on a vagina

william gave her a flim job

by MisterSisterFister December 30, 2016

TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.

Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.

by Watch dog October 08, 2022

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 25, 2016

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Thigh job

When ur bf grabs ur thighs, puts lube or baby oil or anything like that on ur inner thighs, puts both of ur feet on one (1) of his shoulders and fucks ur thighs until he cums all over your tummy!!!

"Hey where were u last night?"

"I was giving my bf a thigh job"

"Dude tmi."

"Idgaf! U asked! :3"

by 😺🎀 May 22, 2024

band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021