douche tart

a dumb ass mother fucker that sucks big cock

my husband is such a douche tart

by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025

Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

DoucheBag

A individual asks questions with his or her nose.

That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.

Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag

by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025

Douche

Someone who farts in another's face.

"Bob is a stupid douche because he farted in my face, can you believe that, Shirley!?"

by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025