Definitions by adidasDUDE

Douche Canoe 

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025