K-Fisher 

Rosie O'Donnel doppelganger, or O'Donnelganger. Symptoms may include: Pseudologia fantastica, narcissism, linebacker build, cabbage patch head, ballchinia, being a mooch, and loving anal sex. If you think you may suffer from Kristin fisher, please contact your local "I don't give a fuckness" and induce vomiting as soon as possible. Possible side effects may include, but are not limited to: high blood pressure, gleeful thoughts of murder, aborting the stupid, oh god why, rather having A.I.D.S., and consistently combining the words "curb" and "stomp."

My K-Fisher is acting up. I better kill myself.

K-Fisher by Them Satans June 19, 2014

Hipster Fishing 

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

Hipster Fishing by limitlust August 4, 2014

Douche Fished 

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

Douche Fished by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Astronaut fishing 

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

Astronaut fishing by DJK707 July 12, 2015

ethical fishing

Flirt with a girl, reel her in and throw her back into the sea

Don't fuck her Danny you have a girlfriend!

Don't worry mate , I won't fuck her, It's just ethical fishing.

ethical fishing by Dannyboioioi August 23, 2016

Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.

"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .

Sport fishing by Tom the Bike Man. June 11, 2016

Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.

Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...

Alaskan Fishing Well by _Chunky_But_Funky_ January 15, 2017