Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
by pastvp May 17, 2025

noun and collective noun. The condensation that results from the breath on corrective lenses when wearing a mask or facial covering, resulting in impeding sight.
by EEEEamon November 8, 2021

by Real balls December 9, 2021

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
by terrobite January 9, 2019

It is when a female has a bleached asshole.
by Heylee Jettskii Montana June 5, 2023

The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.
Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
