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Unemployed Eye

Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
by pastvp May 17, 2025
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fog-eye

noun and collective noun. The condensation that results from the breath on corrective lenses when wearing a mask or facial covering, resulting in impeding sight.
The fog-eye was particularly bad this morning. I had to take off my glasses.
by EEEEamon November 8, 2021
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Bulls eye

When someone ejaculated onto someone's eye
Yeah, I hit that bitch with the old bulls eye
by Real balls December 9, 2021
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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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Bette Davis Eyes

It is when a female has a bleached asshole.
I bet that sexy ass bitch, has Bette Davis Eyes!
by Heylee Jettskii Montana June 5, 2023
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Tanzanite eye

The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.
Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?

The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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