Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle

Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level

by Jgathercole August 29, 2023

Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010

Ke$hqua Monkeys

The people who write questions that don't make sense for school books.

Question: If a pear is round, how many pancakes are there on the floor, plus potatoes?
A. 0
B. 0
C. 0
D. 0

Person 1: This question is so confusing! Who wrote this?
Person 2: Ke$hqua monkeys.

by Yellow Cat January 14, 2015

bruh monkey moment

when something annoying happens in general or to someone

lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave

by izzythedragon8 November 27, 2020

Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.

The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.

by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012

monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

by Gen Ten March 18, 2023

Arabian Goose Monkey

A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."

What's up you Arabian Goose Monkey.

by The Ratio Meister March 5, 2021