by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021
Get the new mexico hot pocket mug.In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
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Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties
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Get the New Mexico Squirrel Chirp mug.The sudden inability of your friends to commit to attending your event or party out of fear that something better may come up that they wish to attend. This affliction presents most often around the New Years Eve holiday, where it gets its name, given the large number of competing parties to choose from.
"Are Bob and Susan coming tonight?"
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."
by joeNJw October 19, 2018
Get the New Year's Eve Syndrome mug.If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.
New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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