October 17-Hand Picture Day

IT’S HAND PICTURE DAY. GO COLLECT HAND PICTURES.

give.me.hand.picture.since.it.is. OCTOBER 17-HAND PICTURE DAY

by urmomomom October 14, 2021

Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.

John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.

by Dash71101 September 3, 2019

Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone

"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him?"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"

by Turtletaint December 9, 2023

These hands

to induce a fight with your fists

If that bitch don't shut the fuck up they finna see the power of these hands

by STL446 May 21, 2023