better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Get an education, then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2014
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hot rim job

Rubbing hot pepper around the butt hole before Analingus. Enjoy the burn. For both.

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I just my girl a hot rim job now her ass is on fire. Dig in.
by Lord Matt sir November 30, 2019
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queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.
did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!

by awalter September 15, 2008
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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 02, 2023
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guy job

just another way to say guy, but with more emotion
by lagik May 23, 2024
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helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
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fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.
by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021
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