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Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
by Daman4836 January 14, 2023
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Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not
Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob
by HUPPPON October 17, 2021
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Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door
I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.
by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018
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Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.
Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.
by NMLobokid September 24, 2016
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Ring-Job

Similar to rimjob but a person slides their face on the outer rim around the other persons anus, counter clockwise then meets in the middle to shove tongue into said Anus. Then as tongue is into Anus the person flicks the tongue to get the ring affect.
“I heard Shelton gave Abby a mean Ring-Job last night
“Really? That dirty whore!”
by Testickle69 May 23, 2023
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Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"
To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!
by Delwin penner December 4, 2025
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