alabama poop train 

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

alabama poop train by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

Potato Poop 

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

Potato Poop by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

Group Poop 

The act of holding hands with the person in the next stall over while taking a poop in a public restroom

David: let's take a group poop
Matt: isn't that kinda gay
David: not if you say no homo
Matt: alright but we gotta use the middle school bathroom because the stalls are always empty
David: fuck yeah

Group Poop by Bigdad69 June 13, 2018

ghost poop 

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

ghost poop by hammie boie July 12, 2018

Project poop. 

An untimely need to defecate when you have just started a major project, usually in the mid afternoon.

I was in the middle of changing the oil on my Harley when I had to take a project poop.

Project poop. by Jakelightning October 10, 2018

Space Poop 

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better

Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon

Space Poop by Slick Rxck December 8, 2018

Deja poop 

The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.

Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.

Deja poop by Some others random guys friend December 8, 2018