n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
by roller May 29, 2005

when doing your partner you give her a "ghost nut"(spitting on her back,)cum in your hand and when she turns to look at you, BAM kick it up a notch in her face.
by razor August 4, 2003

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.
by anonymous December 14, 2020

When having sex with a lady friend you insert you finger into her bum hole and wipe it under her nose (see dirty sanchez) Later on - During the love making - While french kissing your lady friend you wonder - "What is that smell ?"
by Will Hiver February 4, 2010

by Kara G September 7, 2005

When you've thrown in the towel on actually getting to the toilet because you have great abdominal pain and can't bear to hold it any longer. The pain is cramps that stem from the explosive diarrhea you are about to release. Upon exploding from the rear, the path of your dirty rectal fluid parts ways at your taint and heads in two directions down the rear of both legs creating a wishbone effect and achieving the "Dirty Wishbone".
1. Knowing I couldn't make it across the road to the bathroom, I surrendered and stood there making a "dirty wishbone".
2. While out on a hike in the woods, I felt the urge to poop and was miles from a restroom and decided to just let it out. My friend laughed at me and pointed to the back of my legs and told me I had made a "dirty wishbone".
2. While out on a hike in the woods, I felt the urge to poop and was miles from a restroom and decided to just let it out. My friend laughed at me and pointed to the back of my legs and told me I had made a "dirty wishbone".
by max nova September 13, 2009

by onmymamaboy May 15, 2020
