Your mom

The most versetile joke on the planet.

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.

by Punk rock lover March 29, 2010

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

by wwqq May 16, 2015

Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.

X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"

by Yushua January 28, 2008

Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Your mom

Your mom

YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....

by Juggaloguy October 7, 2008