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God's work

Doing something beneficial, that helps or is useful for somebody else you don't know or a community, in a selfless way.
Me: I have made a sticker pack with puppies for everyone to use!
Somebody on the Internat: Thanks, you are doing God's work
by CristianCantoro April 27, 2021
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married to my work

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.
Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*
by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021
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National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.
And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day
by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019
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National bring your boyfriend to work day

On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies
National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies
by Juice wrld 999 shiiiiiii October 20, 2020
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Three. Words. Here.

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.
We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.
by JormanThoad November 7, 2018
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Social Work

Social Work is a profession without enough respect or funding. The people who continue to show up are: Social Workers-
A person who feels driven to help others less fortunate than themselves. A person who continues to feel this way despite low funds, and not enough funding sources. A person who continues to feel this way despite ignorant viewpoints like the ones published on this site. Unlike what a fool wrote previously on this site, people must attend school, non-technical schools don’t count. A person who went to at least a 4 year school after high school and graduated with a Bachelors in Social Work (BSW). A person who went to at least six years of school after high school and graduated with a Master in Social Work (MSW). A person who grasps the ability of empathy and compassion while working out in the field, the class work has nothing to do with the easy of the job.
A person who can handle the most mentally draining times, again and again, but continue to wake up feeling driven to serve. These situations include reporting the abuse of the elderly, listening to a former alcoholic/drug addict admit to relapse, witnessing a child have their life beat out of them, seeing first hand the way mental abuse can hurt an individual, feeding children who have had nothing to eat for days, helping a family deal with a suicide of a loved one, find a home for an elderly parent when their family can’t handle them anymore, ensuring the mentally take their medications daily so they don’t end up re-committed into the hospital for erratic behavior and caring for the children who have no one to care for them.
"Social Work is harder than it seems." Don't judge.
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Bad words

Bad words are the thing your mom won’t let you say because they are disrespectful and she carried you and that means you have to be nice
Jimmy said a bad word and his mom shoved soap down his throat, don’t say bad words
by GoofeyGoober14 April 7, 2020
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