to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise
dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!
by 'jammin March 13, 2011
Get the Wizard's Staffmug. The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)
Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\
Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\
Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."
by NobleArc February 25, 2004
Get the Wizards of the Coastmug. by cocknbollocks July 7, 2011
Get the wizards sleevemug. A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.
Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.
by B-town Silver Baller February 22, 2010
Get the Pinball Wizardmug. An unbelievably corny rap group hailing from Florida that ruined a great Sidney Samson song. Consisting of a member that looks like a nerdy, down-syndromed Derron Williams and another who looks like a homeless Emmanuel Adebayor.
by The Sorceroe February 23, 2010
Get the Wizard Sleevemug. by welltexas May 8, 2014
Get the Wizard Sleevemug. Wizard AIDS is an M.T.D, or a magically transmitted disease. Wizard AIDS is acquired by means of evil sorcerer inflicting it onto a person with a curse, and its can kill you within 5-70 years. Wizard AIDS is only susceptible to children, around the ages of 10-14. Unlike AIDS, Wizard AIDS was invented by the evil sorcerer Andrew of Setten on February 9, 2010. Some people with this disease actually come out with new powers, like the ability to sense sorcerers in disguise, and can inflict instantly fatal cases of Wizard AIDS with pure will. Some people call Wizard AIDS Waids.
Person 1: "Where's Tom?"
Person 2: "Oh, he died from Wizard AIDS yesterday."
Person 1: "But didn't Teddy survive with new powers?"
Person 2: "That only happens to 1 in a million people."
Person 1: "Oh, well sorry about Tom."
Person 2: "Oh, he died from Wizard AIDS yesterday."
Person 1: "But didn't Teddy survive with new powers?"
Person 2: "That only happens to 1 in a million people."
Person 1: "Oh, well sorry about Tom."
by Azn_harrypotter1997 February 22, 2010
Get the Wizard AIDSmug.