jaret willysun

A noble gangster who robs all co intense stores purely for the bags of chips, but spares the store of its $$$. He loves to eat food and his chain always hang low. He likes to mess with a certain Ryan as he is a rainbow troll. He tries to hockey, but can't as his ankles brake when he is within a five mile radius of a hockey rink. He also is a lightning fan which makes him a Weinie.

Wow is that Gerald that kid is a scrub . Ya bro he is mad dusty. Damn is that jaret willysun that kid is sooooooo fat.

by Geraldhasnoswag December 11, 2015

Fucking Willis

TREX arms when the bill comes, always associated with bad day, bad luck, or cheap as is wont even buy a cup of coffee

Alternately blame willis for other faulta

I got the first round, 3 rounds later, wheres willis, damn, i got the bar bill, fucking willis

by Nextgen worker January 17, 2017

sarah williscroft

Sarah Williscroft is literally the most stunning and amazing girl on the face of the earth, her smile, looks and laugh will make your heart melt, She’s perfect in every way but often denies it, If I could have anyone in the world it would be her, her kisses are long lasting, her personality is lovable in every way, Every moment you spend with her is a forever lasting memory you’ll never forget, She’ll leave an imprint on your heart that will garentee that you’ll never forget her.She has a perfect body but often denies that too, she denies all the kind things are said to her, but they are all true, She’s the type of girl you say sorry to when she hurts you, you’ll never want to lose her, I would take a bullet for her, I would die for her, She is my everything. Even the slightest glance from her is Breathtaking

I wouldn’t want anyone else in the world beside Sarah Williscroft.

by A F#CK Up That Cares November 6, 2017

Du willsch mich doch geficken?!

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.

Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

by Dictionary Pirate January 7, 2018

Cocket willys

You rub your dick on a dead dogs head

Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog

by Smalltinkle May 28, 2018

The Willson

A sex move performed by fisting a female while shes on her period, followed by slapping her on the ass with open palmed bloody hand - causing the hand print seen on the volleyball in Cast Away starring Tom Hanks.

"My girlfriend is a big Tom Hanks fan, so while she was on her period, I fisted her, and gave her The Willson across her right ass cheek."

by A concerned FedEx employee May 30, 2018

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018