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Wagon wheels

If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.
Oi did you see Mitch's nuts? Yeah, the blokes got wagon wheels.
by Real_mj October 25, 2020
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frotch on wheels

a red headed individual moving by any of the following forms of transportation: bicycle, rollerblades/skates, or skateboard
My great-grandmother suffered a massive concussion following her unexpected collision with the wild frotch on wheels.
by Kate November 9, 2004
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reinvent the wheel

to needlessly duplicate the basics of a method
If we have the technology to clean up the atmosphere, why do we always try to reinvent the wheel?
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Wheel of Fortune

A game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance to make thousands just by saying your ABCs and spinning a big wheel.
Aaah Wheel of Fortune... or is it Wheel of Misfortune? In any case, the chances of getting onto this show are so miniscule that it's almost ridiculous.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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tits up and wheelin

1) A Chick with a fast car.

2) When a long term plan works out and everything goes smoothly as if it was written in a book.
1) The perky little blonde in the vintage Hemi Cuda passed me on the freeway doing at least 85 mph. She was tits up and wheelin.

2) The Alfster sat back and waited patiently for the fool to fall into his zealot rose trap. Soon, everything would be tits up and wheelin.
by Petergozinya September 21, 2009
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Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
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Wheelan

A cunt who moans a lot, a bit of a wheelan.
by Boizrus October 11, 2006
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